Once upon a time in a land not far away lived a fair damsel named Lyla Moondancer. Of course like any fairy tale the lady was in distress. You see, an infuriated mob of giant purple ogres with fluorescent green polka dots and blood thirsty red eyes was pursuing her. At any moment they were ready to crush Lyla’s precious skull and devour her delicate flesh. She dodged massive pine trees and hurdled over decaying fallen logs.
Now we cannot let her die such a gruesome death, for that would not be very suitable for a fairy tale. Luckily, a Prince was nearby fishing for magical porpoises. Just as he cast in his hook and line he heard the shrilling screams of a damsel in distress! The ground shook as pounding footsteps of the ghastly ogres followed their frightful prey. The Prince shot up in response, drew out his sword and bounded after the alarming sounds eager for an adventure!
As the chase continued fateful Miss Moondancer unfortunately passed a cave. It wouldn’t be so bad if this cave wasn’t inhabited by an ill tempered and fearsome dragon known by Ascot the Atrocious. Ascot had just settled down on top of his prized treasure. Enraged he rose from his slumber shook off the diamonds and gold coins from his scales. Beating his mighty wings he flew out of the mouth of the cave to put an end to such a disturbing and thunderous racket. Ascot the Atrocious instantly spotted the fleeing lady, fluorescent coloured ogres and the pathetically determined Prince. The dragon shook his head in dismay.
Without warning Ascot’s fiery and fatal breath put the forest in flames! No longer shrilling screams did the fair damsel squeal. Only the muffled cries of desperation and anxiety did she exclaim. Suddenly the dragon was filled with remorse and unfamiliar compassion. Following his heart Ascot swooped down and rescued Lyla. Their eyes interlocked and their hearts intertwined. Unexplainable love cultivated between them. And so they flew away living happily ever after and leaving the ill fated forest ablaze.
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